These handsomely styled rain goggles are the perfect foul weather accessory for any biker lunatic enough to wear them.
Designed and worn in a country whose monsoon season makes the worst rainy day in America seem like someone just spit at you from a bridge these all metal cups contain no glass or plastic instead small slits allow all but your peripheral vision to work just fine.
Constructed from tough stainless steel mined from deep within the Earths mantle and the strong yet supple outer skin of a cow, these goggles are a great way to tell the world that you simply don’t give a damn what anyone says or thinks about you!
Guaranteed to turn even the most boyish faced Quaker into a wild looking savage you’ll be the town dandy that no one dares talk to.
The following is a testimonial from a happy customer.
“Those Retro Joe Psycho Rain Goggles are the wildest damn thing I’ve ever seen on someone’s face that wasn’t put there by God”
*Gandhi
* Gandhi never said any such thing.
